Witchy AF Candle Set

The “Witchy AF” Emergency Candle Set

Description:

For the broom-riding, spell-slinging, zero-BS witch who’s just done.

This fiery little duo comes packed with lavender and dragon’s blood — because you deserve peace and power at the same damn time.

“Fuck It” — for when your last ounce of patience flies off with the moon.

“Oh Shit” — for when the retrograde hits and you didn’t ward your house.

Light one, light both — cackle softly as the chaos burns away.

Perfect for rituals, meltdown prevention, or just letting the universe know you’re not here to play cute.